we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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