im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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