how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
