Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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