why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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