GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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