He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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