This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We had to coat check the pizza.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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