He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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