You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
