drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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