only if we run a train.
done.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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