Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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