just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
a search helicopter?!
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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