from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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