may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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