miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
