Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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