White coat. Heels.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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