he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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