Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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