I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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