That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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