therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Moan for me like Helen Keller
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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