I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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