so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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