Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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