I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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