I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Randomize
