I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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