Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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