Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
