p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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