This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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