We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
