I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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