we have pet lesbian snakes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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