1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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