i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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