so explain again why im purple
no
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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