Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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