He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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