There is no way he is gay with that hair.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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