Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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