I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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