I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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