i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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