gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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