So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
and she was petting her beer can
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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