I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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