your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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