69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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