Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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