Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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