3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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