So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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